so my grandmother just told me a joke…
“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”
“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”
“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”
i just like omg grandMA NO
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so my grandmother just told me a joke…
“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”
“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”
“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”
i just like omg grandMA NO
Stroke my thighs. Kiss my neck. Pull me closer. Bite my lip. Scratch my back. Grab my butt. Make me yours.
the hand holding, butt grabbing and cuddling are just as important as the fucking.
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
Date someone who will
- wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had
- tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset
- be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up
- touch your butt
- offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no
- watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them
- let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours
- stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you
- share your love for dogs
- talk about animals with you for hours
- make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought
- reassure you that they care and will always be there for you
- tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game
- laugh with you
- claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable
Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy.
I’m sorry but did this person spy on us and then write this? 😂